Treat yourself to some Halloween jokes, no tricks attached


Do you want to know some funny Halloween jokes in honor of October coming up? Well you have come to the right place! Here are 5 funny Halloween jokes you can tell your friends and family.

1. Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?    –  Because he didn’t have any guts!

2. What is a ghost’s favorite food?       -Spook-etti

3. Why do witches ride broomsticks?         – Because vacuums are too heavy!

4. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?        – with a pumpkin patch.

5. Which monster is the best dancer?         – the boogie man!

These were the 5 Halloween jokes I wanted to share with you. I hope you enjoy them and I hope your friends and family do as well!