Treat yourself to some Halloween jokes, no tricks attached

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Do you want to know some funny Halloween jokes in honor of October coming up? Well you have come to the right place! Here are 5 funny Halloween jokes you can tell your friends and family.

1. Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?    –  Because he didn’t have any guts!

2. What is a ghost’s favorite food?       -Spook-etti

3. Why do witches ride broomsticks?         – Because vacuums are too heavy!

4. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?        – with a pumpkin patch.

5. Which monster is the best dancer?         – the boogie man!

These were the 5 Halloween jokes I wanted to share with you. I hope you enjoy them and I hope your friends and family do as well!